Ah, good old planking. Totally pointless, random, unhygienic most of the time and SO FREAKING AWESOME.
Get out.
What better way to boost my popularity and low teenage self-esteem by lying motionless in an uncomfortably rigid position for no apparent reason.
No idea. Become a whore? Although the motionless and rigidness thing would probably become even MORE uncomfortable. As for no reason.. well.. just let your whoremones take over and therefore your reason would be excessive horniness and need to spend 3000 hours caking yourself in expensive dust and goo in order to boost your popularity (...with the males) and self-esteem (WHY?! Why does becoming/looking like a whore give girls self-esteem?)
Well, That One, it seems you know all about becoming a whore. Future career option prehaps? Being a whore sounds like a tough job, I mean you have to be pretty fit, have stamina and learn how to walk steadily in dark alleyways while wearing ten inch heels. Lets hope your customers don't have a "try before you buy" policy ;)
Who's the one who knows all about being a whore NOW, hey? *chuckle chuckle* A planking whore.. that'd be a sight. In all honesty, aside from the whole fad being blown way out of proportion, I think that planking isn't worth all the hate it's been getting. Yeah, there are those nutbags who take it WAY too far and end up getting themselves and their friends killed, and certain sports stars promoting that isn't helping in the slightest, but I must confess that I have had a laugh at some of the really cheeky and/or creative ones. Hater's gon' hate but the only reason they do is because it's something else for them to rant about (oh the irony), in order to release stress from their otherwise unproductive lives.
What's more dumb is all those people getting fired for planking at work. Seriously? At my work my manager suggested we all plank, and then make an album of the planking triumphs. When the senior manager found out it was going on, he chuckled and reminded me to tell the other manager that the counter only had a only had 4 tonne weight limit. OH DAYUM.
I wish there were more managers like that. The world would be a happier place. Reminds me of something I watched the other day. An Australian comedian (Wil Anderson) talking about the solution to childhood obesity (getting rid of 40kph zones around school. Horrid, but any lost would simply serve as an example to others).
About time for us to go do some mindless planking now (unless one of us *cough* feels the need to get up to some whore-ish activities *wink*) We shall be departing tragically into the unknown. Until next time...
That One & Other One
