Wednesday, 15 June 2011

get to the mother-effing chopper.

Evening..

So. Shwartsneger. Or is it Schwarzenegger? Schwartznigger? (Probably not) Schwartzenegere? (With a French pronunciation?), or as Other One suggested, the Sperminator?

Didznt yuu know dat itz iz SCHAWARTSNIGGAAAR? Ze big, chunky male from zi Austria, ya?
Puts real meaning into the Hasta La Vista, BABY!!

...Right. I don't know how to respond to that ridiculously inaccurate imitation of his unique accent. Someone else knew how to respond to it though, or rather him in general. Well... mainly his physique. A certain housemaid.. 13 years ago... Without protection.. *gasp* Poor old Maria.

Hmm. So now there is a mini-Arnie running around, hoping to walk in his father's footsteps ie. killing murderous Predators, killing robots, being a robot, being in a dysfunctional relationship with Jamie Lee Curtins and posing as a Kindergarden teacher with a pet ferret whilst having some work on the side as being Governor of California.

Big shoes indeed.. Such a figure to aspire to has young Schwarzenegger Jr. I wonder if he's already started on the protien shakes and raw eggs. It was sad to hear though that his real father was only confirmed when he started bearing a certain resemblence.. Who seriously takes 13 years to figure out who the father of their child is. Poor kid.

The awkward moment when you find out your daddy is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dayum. That's alot to take in.

Heh. A mini Arnold running around the jungle screaming YOU MOTHERF*CKERRR would be quite amusing. Ahwell. Not really anything more to say on that.

That One and Other One